“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.”

–George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”

–Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw

More in : http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/When%20Insults%20Had%20Class.htm

http://www.creatures-imaginaires.com/02_creatures/dragons/dragons_1.html

http://www.artsmia.org/world-myths/artbytheme/animalmyths.html

Play: http://www.amnh.org/ology/mythiccreatures/map/#